FINAL ENTRY

Dear Cruel World,
It's over. We killed the big beast of stupidity, slaughtered the mind-numbed masses, never to hear another shitty pop song or a duh out of their pie holes again. We kissed as silhouettes with a picturesque blood haze sunrise as our backdrop. High atop the mountain-- or the whole world it seemed-- our lips glued to each other with the thick gobbed spittle of athleticism and war. And as we stared into each other’s eyes without a word to say and not a single wound pulsating, our heads filled with a sour, nasty pressure. A high pitched sine wave shrieked out and tore into our eardrums. The sky ripped open into a vacuum of blackness. Hair stood on end as it all became magnetized towards the giant hole in the sky. The speed of light was right there within our bounds. No human had ever been so close ever since we were thrown off by the maniacal antics of the great detouring interventionist Albert Einstein. We stumbled, fell and clung to the rocks scared of getting sucked into the spooky abyss. But then all of the sucking stopped, the blackness cleared up and all that was left was a huge white light that beamed a sweet sense of calmness that overcame our fearful humanity. A serenity I’d been waiting, searching and fighting for all of my life. And a gentle pitter-patter like wings called for me. “Go to the light, go to the light, go to the light,” it sang like an Aria of Mother Universe herself. And she looked with satisified eyes knowing that what we were doing here was the only right thing to do. Time to head on to the old cosmic water hole express. So I jumped into the searing bright beacon to where I needed to be. My faith in the universe led me into the infinite forever (and not crashing head first into the glass windshield of a helicopter or any fucked up shit like that).

THE END